On his daddy's singing,
Aidan: I don't pay you Grunka Lunkas to sing, you just used up your bathroom break.
Admittedly mommy is a shill for Aidan. They like to do scenes as evidenced below,
Mommy: That's impossible.
Aidan: (This usually comes out garbled, but he gets most of the words out.) Nothing is impossible! I know how the engines work now. It came to me in a dream. The engines don't move the ship. They move the universe around the ship.
Mommy: That's a complete load.
Aidan: Nothing is a complete load! Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about.
I guess we indoctrinated him at 16 months. Look how excited he is.
Looking at my wedding pictures,
Aidan: Mommy, that's when you were a princess.
Waking up on a cold Tuesday morning,
Aidan: Mommy, will you make me a papoose?
Meaning, will I bundle him in a blanket and make him cozy.
Drinking apple juice,
Aidan: It's good flavor you know. It's good and delicious.
Singing a song for mom and dad,
Daddy: He's got good stage presence.
Aidan: Alright alright. I'll get you stage presents.
He brings daddy and mommy coins from his treasure box.
Aidan: I'm running out of energy.
Mommy: What will we do?
Aidan: My french toast will give me energy.
Aidan spitting something out of his mouth,
Mommy: What did you get in your mouth?
Aidan: Flavor......and crumbs.
Inviting mommy to play with him and daddy,
Aidan: Mommy, come join us!
Taking his cough syrup this morning?
Aidan: That's grape.
Mommy: What do you think?
Aidan: It's good. It's not terrible!
Seeing an orange cat on TV:
Aidan: Ah Morty!
Karen: Does that cat look like Morty?
Aidan: Yeah. Morty lives in Simon's house.
A cartoon comes back from commercial.
Aidan: Hey, that stupid dog came back.
The cartoon opens with a shot of earth,
Aidan: That's earth. The planet we live on.
Aidan: Daddy, I'm scratching your face.
Daddy: Why?
Aidan: No, now I'm scratching your belly. (Scratches daddy's belly). Your belly has a lot of itches on it.
Aidan's bobbing his head up and down,
Mommy: What are you doing?
Aidan: (Still bobbing) Rockin.'