What the What?

When walking into a restaurant:
"What kind of party is this. No booze and only one hooker."

When Grandma came over:
"Who the hell are you?"

While being tickled:
"Be careful with the giblets."

While looking at a picture of space:
"Look mommy, it's our nebula." (See, it's not all bad.)

Pat answer for everything:
"Because I always wanted to."

On peeing in the potty:
"I'm not Little Z anymore, I'm Big Z."

Trying to convince mommy of something:
"Pleeeeeease, Big Z!"