What the What?

Snizzles is on the kitchen table,
Aidan: Look. My brother is on the table. Snizzles the table is not for kitty cats. It's for plates and food.

Holding a magic wand,
Aidan: You don't want to mess with the Aidan Fairy!

Aidan's sitting on the kitchen counter,
Mommy: Aidan get down.
Aidan: (stalling) Well uh mommy. Listen listen, I love you because uh well. There's something I got to tell you about banana pants! Banana pants, that's so funny!

Aidan sticking his foot by my nose,
Aidan: Smell this one. It's not that bad at all.