What the What?

Watching mommy put styling stuff in her hair,
Aidan: Mommy, your hair's getting all gunky.

Talking about his day at school,
Daddy: What did you do at school today?
Aidan: I played with Gustavo and only Gustavo. I did nothing else.
Later,
Mommy: What did you do in school today?
Aidan: I did nothing.

Playing hide and seek,
Aidan: (hiding) Mommy, where's your sweetie (meaning him)?

Playing hide and seek with Simon,
Aidan: Simon is hiding, we have to go seek him.

Holding up mommy's bra,
Aidan: Look mommy I have giant nipples. I have big rocks like you.